Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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