Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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