Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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