The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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