How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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