i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
