: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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