is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
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She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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