Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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