i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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