But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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