Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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