You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
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Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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