so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
How does it feel to date your dad?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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