Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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