so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I touched a dick in church today
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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