No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Is it penis luge time yet?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
tell me about the eggs
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