is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
When did angry sex become our thing?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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