Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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