suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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