whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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