they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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