Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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