she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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