Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
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He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
wow bdsm is so cute
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