brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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