haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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