People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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