I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I want to make a zoo with you.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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