My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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