I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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