So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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