I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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