Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you win again, gameday.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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