I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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