thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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