i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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