If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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