I hate your face
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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