like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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