I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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