I just pynch a tree in the face
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Found your dick twin last night
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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