Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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