just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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