would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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