Non-Jews are for practice
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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