none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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