Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
it hurts more in the daytime
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
My life is pants optional.
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