i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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