I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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