this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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