i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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