You can't motorboat a personality
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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