I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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