That's intense
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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